For the close of January 30th and almost the end of this first exciting month of January (and us finally getting our web-site updated on-line!) - I have this “funny” e-mail I had to share with you all considering it is company/career related and all!
My list of to do’s is to update this header image on wordpress, add a link page to my site, add my blog link somewhere else to be more prominent somewhere & try and reach more companies hiring! (I’ve got my work cut out for me!)
My excitement this morning was seeing 2 foxes outside my office window! Pictured Above! Neat, hey? The joys of a home office. Then, back to work – made my marketing emails today. Where are all the companies that ARE hiring??? Don’t forget, give us a try for FREE!
Have a great weekend! Enjoy the following….
Jennifer
Investment tips for 2009
With all the turmoil in the market today and the collapse of Lehman
Bros and Acquisition of Merrill Lynch by Bank of America this might
be some good advice. For all of you with any money left, be aware of
the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor
and make some BIG bucks.
Watch for these consolidations later this year:
1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller
Brush, and W R. Grace Co. Will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join
forces and become:
Poly, Warner Cracker.
3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
MMMGood.
4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota
Mining will merge and become:
ZipAudiDoDa .
5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUP.
6. Fairchild Electronic s and Honeywell Computers will
become:
Fairwell Honeychild.
7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
PouponPants.
8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of
Women will become:
Knott NOW!
And finally…
9. Victoria ’s Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the
new name:
TittyTittyBangBang
Filed under: Investment Tips for 2009
